Hey Guys,
I was just sitting here editing some images for a Killer catalog I'm getting ready to upload and I was struck by some of the the preposterous model names their marketing people have chosen for their instruments. Now I realize this is a Japanese company and some of the names may not have translated well but check out what I mean.
One model is called "the Fascist" and if that's not brutal enough for you, you can upgrade to a "Fascist Vice". They also carry "the Pirates", "the Criminal" and "the Sinner". Of course, I think my personal favorite has to be "the Atheist".
These are clearly guitars built for people living on the Dark Side.
This has gotten me thinking. What is the most absurd, preposterous, presumptuous or just plain lame model name that has ever been used by marketing people to christen some poor designer's guitar?
Can you guys top "the Atheist"?
sb